The Perfect Stallion - Lyrics

Sweetie Belle: Cheerilee is sweet and kind
She's the best teacher we could hope for
The perfect stallion you and I must find
One to really make her heart soar
But...

This one's too young
This one's too old
He clearly has a terrible cold
Guy 1: ACHOO!
Applebloom: This guy's to silly
He's way too uptight
Guy 2: I say!
Sweetie Belle: Well nothing's wrong with this one
He seems alright
Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so
Sweetie Belle: How bout this one?
Applebloom: He's much to flashy
Scootaloo: He might do!
All: If he weren't so splashy
Applebloom: Too short
Sweetie Belle: Too tall
Applebloom: Too clean
Scootaloo: Too smelly
Sweetie Belle: Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly

Applebloom: I don't think that we're mistaken
It seems all the good ones are taken
Sweetie Belle: I really feel that at this rate
We'll never find the perfect date
All: Don't wanna quit and give up hope
Scootaloo: Doing anything special for hearts and hooves day?
Sweetie Belle: Oh please, oh please, oh please say-
Big Mac: Nope!
Sweetie Belle: We did it girls
We found the one!
Who send our teacher's heart a flutter!
Applebloom: Wait a minute, lemme get this straingt
Are you talking bout my brother?

Link to video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zgJTT0XBbg