My Little Pony

My Little Pony

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Bats - Lyrics

Applejack: 
Those vampire bats will give you a fright
Eating apples both day and night
They rest for a minute, maybe three
Then they're eatin' every apple in your apple tree
They don't care about nada, not zilch, no, nothin'
'Cept bringin' about an orchard's destruction

Fluttershy: Now wait just a minute
There's another side to this
And if I did not defend them
Then I would be remiss
These bats are mamas and papas too
They care for their young just like we ponies do

Applejack: 
Oh, give me a break, you're bein' too kind
These creatures have a one-track mind
The orchard is not their restaurant
But do they ever think what others may want?
No! They don't! And that is just a fact
These bats, they simply don't know how to act

Fluttershy: That's where I have to disagree
They're loyal to their family
Spreading seeds both far and wide
Applejack: 
You see one comin', you'd better run and hide!

They're big and ugly and mean as sin
Will ya look at the state my trees are in?
Fluttershy: 
They help your trees, they'll grow stronger faster
Applejack: 
They've turned my life to a total disaster!

Rarity: Well, I for one don't have a doubt
These vermin must be stamped right out
Rainbow Dash: I second that, they've got to go
These bats, they've got to hit the road

Applejack: 
It comes down to just one simple fact
They've crossed the line, it's time to fight them back!
All except Fluttershy: 
Stop the bats! Stop the bats!
Make them go and not come back!
Stop the bats! Stop the bats!
Make them go and not come back!
Stop the bats! Stop the bats!
Make them go and not come back!
Applejack: 
Yes, it comes down to just one simple fact
They've crossed the line, it's time that we attack!

The Flim Flam Cider Song - Lyrics

Flim: 
Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine
It's the same in every town
Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found
Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair
Flam: 
That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share
Ponies: [excited chattering]

Flim and Flam: Well you've got opportunity
In this very community
Flam: He's Flim
Flim: He's Flam
Flim and Flam: We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
Traveling salesponies nonpareil

Pinkie Pie: Nonpa-what?
Flim: 
Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see
No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be
And that's a new world, with tons of cider
Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking
Flam: 
More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking
Rainbow Dash: I doubt that.

Flim and Flam: So take this opportunity
Flim, Flam, and Crowd: In this very community
Flam: He's Flim
Flim: He's Flam
Flim and Flam: We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
Traveling salesponies
Flim, Flam, and Crowd: Nonpareil

Flim: 
I suppose by now you're wondering 
'Bout our peculiar mode of transport
Flam: I say, our mode of locomotion
Flim:
And I suppose by now you're wondering
Where is this promised cider?
Flam: 
Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same
Flim: 
But my brother and I have something most unique and superb
Unseen at any time in this big new world
Flim and Flam: And that's opportunity

Flim: 
Folks, it's the one and only
The biggest and the best
Flam: The unbelievable
Flim: Unimpeachable
Flam: Indispensable
Flim: I-can't-believe-able
Flim and Flam: 
Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
Flam: What d'you say, sister?

Crowd: Oh, we got opportunity
In this very community
Please, Flim, please, Flam, help us out of this jam
With your Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

Flim: 
Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious,
And might I add spellbindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?
Applejack: Uh, sure, I guess.

Crowd: Opportunity, in our community
Flam: Ready, Flim?
Flim: Ready, Flam?
Flim and Flam: Let's bing bang zam!
Flim: 
And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider!
Crowd: 
Cider, cider, cider, cider...

Flim: Watch closely, my friends!
Flam: The fun begins!
Flim: Now, here's where the magic happens. 
Right here in this heaving, roiling, cider-press-boiling guts of the very machine.
Those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A, top-notch, five-star, blow-your-horseshoes-off, one-of-a-kind cider!
Flam: Feel free to take a sneak peek!

Granny Smith: 
Now wait, you fellers, hold it!
You went and over-sold it!
I guarantee that what you have there won't compare
For the very most important ingredient
Can't be added or done expedient
And it's quality, friends, Apple Acres' quality and care!

Flim: 
Well, Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I'm glad you brought that up
You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you'll kindly try a cup
Flam: 
Yes, sir, yes, ma'am, this great machine lets just the very best
So whaddaya say then, Apples?
Care to step into the modern world
And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?
Crowd: Cider, cider, cider, cider...

Flim: What do you think, folks? 
Do you see what the Apples can't? 
I see it clear as day! 
I know she does! 
So does he! 
C'mon, Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about!

Flim and Flam: We're saying you've got
Flim, Flam, and Crowd: Opportunity
In this very community
He's Flim, he's Flam
We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
Traveling salesponies nonpareil!
Flim and Flam: Yeah!

Saturday, December 10, 2016

The Goof Off - Lyrics

Pinkie Pie: 
It's your birthday party, a very special day
I've got a song, it won't take long, I just wanted to say
Happy, happy, happy, happy
Happy, happy, happy, happy
Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday to you!

Cheese Sandwich: 
If you wanna be the life of the party
But you're feeling just a little uptight
Call the doctor, beg and plead
"Doctor, tell me what I need"
Try to put a little cheese in your knees!

Pinkie Pie: 
Bubbles and balloons, bubbles and balloons
What's a birthday party without bubbles and balloons?
Star-shaped or trapezoid, look what I can do
Only Pinkie Pie can make a bubble shaped like you!

Cheese Sandwich: 
Just let yourself go floppy, for now this is your chance
Pretend you have no bones and do the rubber chicken dance!
Hit it, Boneless!

Pinkie Pie: 
Cooler than a rubber chicken and tastier than cake
Come on, you, let's party down and do the Gummy shake!
Hit it, Gummy! Uh-huh! You know it! Shake it!

Cheese Sandwich: 
'Cause I like to make you smile, smile, smile
Yes I do
It fills my heart with sunshine all the while
Yes it does
'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine
Pinkie Pie: That's my song!
Cheese Sandwich: What do you mean? 
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Pinkie Pie: THAT'S IT!

Pinkie Pie: Roll out the party cannon
When you hear the party cannon song
Ka-BOOM!
Cheese Sandwich: 
Why should you compromise? Try this one on for size
'Cause nothing quite says cheer like the ringing in your ear
Of the cheese supreme cannonball surprise!

Pinkie Pie: ¡Dale, dale, dale
No pierdas el tino!
Porque si lo pierdes
¡Pierdes el camino!

Super Duper Party Pony - Lyrics

Cheese Sandwich:
The super-duper party pony–that pony is me
I always knew that was the kind of pony I would be
Pinkie Pie: Me too!
Cheese Sandwich: Come on, ponies! Who here likes to party? 
Ha-ha! You do! I can tell!

When I was but a little colt, I just wanted to play
Pinkie Pie: Like me!
Cheese Sandwich:
But everypony told me, "Cheese, that fun just wastes the day"
Pinkie Pie: As if!
Cheese Sandwich:
But when I threw a party and I busted out some moves
Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh!
Cheese Sandwich:
The ponies finally saw the light and got into the groove
Pinkie Pie: You know it!

Cheese Sandwich:
The super-duper party pony–that pony is me
Pinkie Pie: And me!
Cheese Sandwich:
You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese!
Pinkie Pie: Uh, Pinkie?

Cheese Sandwich: Hey, good-lookin', want some mayonnaise?
My parties are all off the hook
I never plan them by the book
I start out fun, then whoopsie-daisy
Everybody just gets crazy!
Bored of snacks made by your mom?
How about a giant party bomb?
Huge piƱatas filled with cake
Or dive into my fruit punch lake!
Goldengrape: Geronimo!

Cheese Sandwich: 
The super-duper party pony–that pony is me
You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese
C'mon, kid, take it for a spin!
Colt: Golly! Thanks, mister!

Cheese Sandwich:
Oh, when I throw a Cheese party, be sure to not be lame
And miss my pie fights, wacky kites, and streamers in your mane
Fizzy drinks, Hawaiian shirts, and brie fondue delight
You know that with Cheese Sandwich, you'll be partying all night!
Rainbow Dash: C'mon, everypony! Let's party down with Cheese!
Fluttershy: You're really a certified party pony?
Cheese Sandwich: That's right! That's my guarantee!
The super-duper party pony–that pony is me
Pinkie Pie:
But what about the super party pony named Pinkie...?
Cheese Sandwich: Thanks buddy! You're gonna love this party! 
Hey kid, have a streamer, on me!

Cheese Confesses - Lyrics

Cheese Sandwich: 
I fear I told a little fib about my pony past
I hope that when you hear the truth, you will not be aghast
I wasn't quite the super party pony like I claim
The fact is that I was so shy, nopony knew my name

I stumbled into Ponyville one afternoon by chance
And found the biggest ever celebration party dance
Everything was perfect, cheer was filling up the place
And I saw that everypony had a smile upon their face

I vowed that day to change my life, the past I did set free
For now Cheese Sandwich was a party pony full of glee
A super duper party pony -- that's what I became
I traveled all Equestria, and all did know my name
But that never would have happened on my own, I'll tell you why
For the one who threw that party, it was you, Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie: Me?
Cheese Sandwich: Yes!
Pinkie Pie: Hah, really?!
Cheese Sandwich: Really!
Pinkie Pie: So I was the pony that threw the awesomely spectacular party that inspired you to become an awesome spectacular party thrower?
Cheese Sandwich: Swear on Camembert!

Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich:
Super duper party ponies -- that is me and you
A party thrown by one is good, but not as great as two
Come on and let's join forces, have twice the expertise
Now let's all go to the party planned by Pinkie Pie and Cheese!

Friday, December 9, 2016

In Our Town - Lyrics

Starlight Glimmer: Heads high, ponies! 
Marching proud! [whistle blows] 
All together now! Every one of you! 
No pony left behind!

Life is so grand in Our Town
We're always filled with cheer
We never have to look around
To know that we're all here

Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town
We don't have to wait
To find out that our destiny
Is just to emulate
Starlight Glimmer: 
Let's see those big, happy smiles!

Life is a smile in Our Town
Our cutie mark's the same
Because we do not separate
Ourselves by more than name

Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town
We dare not compete
Winning only breeds the worst
Ego-filled conceit
Starlight Glimmer: 
You see? Now everypony wins!

Life is a joy in Our Town
We're all equal here
No one is superior
And no one shakes in fear

Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town
We work as a team
You can't have a nightmare
If you never dream

Starlight Glimmer: Other ponies argue
Do you ever wonder why?
When you think your talent's special
You don't see eye-to-eye
There's just too many differences
That lead to disarray
But when you learn to act as one
It's like a holiday

Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town
We don't complicate
When you learn to simplify
Life is oh, so great
Join in our utopia
Come out of the dark
Banded by equality
By our cutie mark!

Tricks Up My Sleeve (Equestria Girls) - Lyrics

Trixie Lulamoon: Ya better believe
I got tricks up my sleeve
And I captivate
'Cause I'm powerful and grea-ea-eat
The Illusions: Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh

Trixie Lulamoon: Ya better believe
I got tricks up my sleeve
See me dominate
'Cause I'm powerful and grea-ea-eat
The Illusions: Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh

Trixie Lulamoon: 
You think you've got what it takes to go toe to toe?
I've got more moves than you'll ever know
I own the stage, I'm all the rage
You're from the past, I'm from the Space Age

Trixie and the Illusions: 
Come on, you're just making noise
Listen how my music destroys
Anything you throw at me
I'm gonna throw back, just wait and see-ee

Trixie Lulamoon: Ya better believe
I got tricks up my sleeve
And I captivate
'Cause I'm powerful and grea-ea-eat
The Illusions: Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh

Trixie Lulamoon: Ya better believe
I got tricks up my sleeve
See me dominate
'Cause I'm powerful and grea-ea-eat

I'm here to take you down a peg
Oh, whoa, oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh
By the time I'm done, you're gonna beg
Oh, whoa, oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh
To be in my band, application rejected!
The Illusions: Rejected!

Trixie Lulamoon: 
Don't look so sad and so dejected
The Illusions: And so dejected
Trixie and the Illusions: 
Don't mean to brag, don't mean to boast
But I'm a six-course meal and you're just burnt toast
Think I'm gonna ever give up?
No, never, ever, ever, ever!

Come on, you're just making noise
Listen how my music destroys
Anything you throw at me
I'm gonna throw back, just wait and see-ee

Trixie Lulamoon: Ya better believe
I got tricks up my sleeve
And I captivate
'Cause I'm powerful and grea-ea-eat
The Illusions: Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh

Trixie Lulamoon: Ya better believe
I got tricks up my sleeve
See me dominate
'Cause I'm powerful and grea-ea-eat!